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You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

justALnow
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As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!
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Rosehill
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pioneerclaims wrote:


... if your idea of High Speed involves going DOWN HILL.



Now I don't care who you are, that right there is funny:B
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bigbubba1959
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Absolutely awsome Thread............. I am a rookie and enjoying this thread!! can't wait to prove all of these!
if once you dont suuuceedd
If once you deont succeed
If once you dont succeed try tryyyy
If once you dont' succedd
Ok if once you dont succeed just freaking DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

bluck
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If you comb your hair all slicked back for three days, 1950's style, becaused you hit your head on the greesy hitch pin.

You know everyone in the campground that has a tounge pull trailer from the greese on their cloths and hands.

You use the skylight to view the stars rather than going outside.

Since your kids are grown you now carry 50 dog toys, 50 pounds of dog food and 10 pounds of treats. His bed is bigger and better than the one you and DW had for the first 10 years you were married.

You know you forgot to wash your hair when the bathroon vent sucks your hair into it.

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pioneerclaims
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... if you bought a Tripod to reduce "rocking" so the kids don't giggle the next morning.

... if your idea of "intelligent conversation" is discussing weight distribution

... if your idea of a "well manicured lawn" is a clean patio mat.

... if your idea of "hi tech" includes wireless indoor/outdoor thermometers.

... if your Mazda Tribute has a license plate in the rear window that reads: PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME... I HAVE THIS LARGE MOTORHOME TO PUSH.

... if your idea of a gourmet meal involves SKEWERS or REYNOLDS WRAP.

... if your idea of dressing up for dinner means no CROCS and a BUTTONED SHIRT.

... if your idea of "out for drinks" means under the awning with a cold beer.

... if your idea of a fun "water vacation" means the CG has a pool.

... if your idea of High Speed involves going DOWN HILL.

... if you would rather spend $631.00 round trip on FUEL, and Southwest Airlines could have gotten you there and back for $299.00

... if your definition of Ample Parking involves a Truck Stop or a WM parking lot.

... if your SAFE is mounted under the bed to the floor.

... if your new neighbor is NEW every other day. (FAVORITE)

... if all your plumbing problems can be solved with the pull of a lever.

... if you have a SKYLIGHT in your shower.

... if you cannot sleep without the HUM of a generator.

... if looking out your front door is not obscured by opaque glass.

... if you are AFRAID of the LEFT LANE.

... if you keep your TOW MIRRORS on year round.

... if you have more than ONE Hawaiin shirt.

... if you have more than ONE pair of CROCS. (even more scary, is if you have a color-coordinating pair for all your shirts.

... if your kids' only map of america has states in different colors for states that you have camped in.

... you have named your GPS 'cuz you like his/her voice.

... you have ever VOLUNTARILY entered a weigh station on the highway.

... if when someone asks you where "home" is, and you reply "HERE... today"

... if your children call you up to advise that the trees above the driveway are trimmed up to seventeen feet.

... if the last meal cooked on your HOME stove was the last meal cooked on your HOME stove... for ever.

GOSH THIS IS FUN...
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blackswamp
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the smell of a campfire turns you on
denny

justALnow
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rdpatt3 wrote:
....If you have paid to have a concrete slab poured (complete with utilities) at each of your childrens house, you might be a RV-er. Now admit it...you will consider this one.


. . . you do this, and your son lives in a rental property.

rdpatt3
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....If you have paid to have a concrete slab poured (complete with utilities) at each of your childrens house, you might be a RV-er. Now admit it...you will consider this one.
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TubaPete
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Okie in Wyoming wrote:
If...Everyone at the office asks if you are going to try to sneak out early again on Friday so you can hit the road!
and-
If...The answer is yes!


Sure sounds like someone I know. Me!
Tuba Pete

justALnow
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. . . you see absolutely nothing wrong in cutting your steak at the dinner table with the same pocketknife you used to fix the fuel line on your truck.

. . . and your husband has no problem with it either.

portscanner
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Sailbad wrote:
If you've ever thought one of those red neck barges with a trailer on it was actually a pretty neat houseboat.


You say that like that is a bad thing!
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rwm2_2000
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lol...My cup of coffee is right here.

fullmoonoversal
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The Dunks wrote:
If.... you've ever said "We are just going to look" as you head out to an RV show. :B


DH doesn't allow me to go to RV shows after the last one we attended.

We are in Elkhart, IN now. All kinds of places to shop.
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Sailbad
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If you've ever thought one of those red neck barges with a trailer on it was actually a pretty neat houseboat.
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justALnow
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. . . you subscribe to any of the following philosophies:

- A flashlight is a metal cylinder used to store dead batteries.

- If something on your RV hasn't broken yet, it's about to.

7happycampers
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Al/Reeni wrote:
The Dunks wrote:
If.... you've ever said "We are just going to look" as you head out to an RV show. :B


:S

Guilty !

:B


LOL....thats how we got our current TT.:S


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